Height
60ft
Weight
40billion Stone
Hair Colour
Brown
Eye Colour
Brown
Fact 1:
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain. Someone had thrown some crap at my window. It was too upsetting to look at directly.
Fact 2:
GO SEABISCUIT!!! GO SEABISCUIT!!!
Fact 3:
My Great Grandad's last words were "Get that little bastard out of my house".
Fact 4:
I aint 'fraid of no ghost.
Fact 5:
I built a house out of cakes and crabs, but couldn't attract the asking price of £169,000. I burnt it to the ground for the insurance. I never knew about the squatters. Oh those poor squatters...